tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post4129054333916135746..comments2023-09-29T14:08:28.531+01:00Comments on Mad Aunt Bernards Tortoise Poetry: A Four-Legged Child & Aunt Penid's PremonitionsMad Aunt Bernardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-19525352600707775632010-04-22T21:15:50.946+01:002010-04-22T21:15:50.946+01:00I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you, D...I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you, Dear. Keep off those tablets and ditch the patches!! You've evidently become quite unhinged since I last visited. That is CLEARLY NOT your Aunt's daughter, Vileda, is it now? That IS Shergar - AND YOU KNOW IT!! Shame on you!!The Lesser Weevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08936694594717599122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-44275626083861341472010-04-02T14:11:06.973+01:002010-04-02T14:11:06.973+01:00How lovely to hear from you all, I would say you&#...How lovely to hear from you all, I would say you're my window into sanity....but you're not.<br />Luckily, I've outrun the little bugger today, ten minutes to put her shoes on, and she's hopeless with hurdles. There going home tomorrow, the toads can't wait. The new hedge is rather nice, I've got my twigless router installed and there's a nice hollow tree trunk to sit in for blogging. The leaves are coming out, the crows are yelling rude 'kaarks' at each other - life is good.Mad Aunt Bernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-63924248439137184792010-04-01T20:55:29.995+01:002010-04-01T20:55:29.995+01:00Sorry to hear your painkillers are interfering wit...Sorry to hear your painkillers are interfering with the tripeflow, but it's good to see how your gift for spontaneous nadgering triumphs in the end. You've been gone so long, I was thinking I'd have to buy my own and damn the expense. I find the word "Thnannnnnngh!" springs to mind in situations like this, don't you?Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13625335820965303770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-2621642166283058542010-04-01T18:21:12.589+01:002010-04-01T18:21:12.589+01:00Dreadful child, think of all those extra dirty foo...Dreadful child, think of all those extra dirty footprints all over your kitchen floor! Sad about your hedge, it takes so long to grow a new one but hope you are happy in your new abode.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06826501916623305535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-81406258704598717562010-04-01T16:00:04.718+01:002010-04-01T16:00:04.718+01:00On the other hand, we have a parrot who thinks he&...On the other hand, we have a parrot who thinks he's a toddler. I shall be hearing a Bicyle Built for 2 in my head all day!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15687192784861682991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-5814427527040819082010-04-01T11:42:44.067+01:002010-04-01T11:42:44.067+01:00four legged children are a nightmare, there is no ...four legged children are a nightmare, there is no doubt!... mind you... there could be money to made there if put to work, I'll bet she can do a paper round in half the time of other kids! I'm sorry to hear of your hedge woes.. *insert clever bastard laughter :-)Batteson.Indhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10846214578565824955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-85607013608492175352010-04-01T11:08:10.859+01:002010-04-01T11:08:10.859+01:00ArAr. to have famly not as flat and dull as a toad...ArAr. to have famly not as flat and dull as a toad a week after the bus ran it down with all wheels. Croak! These spiny things let us know we live, not that we were missing out all that much.<br />Cheers to you. Have another pint.NanUhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11596765792663269178noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-1798644278371823502010-04-01T08:26:53.894+01:002010-04-01T08:26:53.894+01:00What a coincidence - my old aunt Chlamydia used to...What a coincidence - my old aunt Chlamydia used to rub tourists together when she got lost on her travels to the Isle of Wight ..... [note to self - buy some new glasses]Daddy Papersurferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06229588740716431666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-67678600216892252342010-04-01T05:33:30.992+01:002010-04-01T05:33:30.992+01:00Sea turtles read this post over my shoulder then h...Sea turtles read this post over my shoulder then heaved back under the waves.<br /><br />Aloha from Hawaii my Friend!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://comfortspiral.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Comfort Spiral</a>Cloudiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05853753108637831069noreply@blogger.com