tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post5740654533644255168..comments2023-09-29T14:08:28.531+01:00Comments on Mad Aunt Bernards Tortoise Poetry: Vote -Slightly Unhinged Tortoise Party!Mad Aunt Bernardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-47457294733688547862010-05-20T00:05:50.761+01:002010-05-20T00:05:50.761+01:00but please, please, don't let the regulation P...but please, please, don't let the regulation PE kit be made of Lycra?india flinthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01510066677833871579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-11770655563148125662010-05-18T19:54:31.826+01:002010-05-18T19:54:31.826+01:00Rather disappointed not to have any election promi...Rather disappointed not to have any election promises out of you on the subject of bat fingering. It's the new origami in this part of the country, and we all know what THAT leads to!Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13625335820965303770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-31316681390213476162010-05-01T18:49:10.702+01:002010-05-01T18:49:10.702+01:00Wonderful political astuteness. Lip up fatty lip u...Wonderful political astuteness. Lip up fatty lip up fatty reggae reggae reggae!Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-54934096615679841122010-04-26T14:59:13.694+01:002010-04-26T14:59:13.694+01:00Wonderful, kind thanks for your support. I am als...Wonderful, kind thanks for your support. I am also thinking of making it compulsory for every citizen to be able to display an ID card and a regulation P.E. kit at all times. <br />The taller hat idea is fabulous, I'll include this up to a maximum of 6 feet. And the bell ringer to warn of hazardous noses will also not be sniffed at.<br />As old Churchy said, there will also be fighting allowed on beaches. But this is Aunt Vom's department.Mad Aunt Bernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-90791487585367029402010-04-26T13:52:34.944+01:002010-04-26T13:52:34.944+01:00I suggest obligatory warbling on all street corner...I suggest obligatory warbling on all street corners and slugs larger than two and a quarter inches must have licenses. People with noses that end in an obvious point must at all times have a health and safety bell ringer walk ahead of them to protect the general publics eyes from pokage (at least those that might be at eye level with point nosed folk).. <br />Tarquin Mcchav... hhhmmmmm.... he sounds fishey to me :-)Batteson.Indhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10846214578565824955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-79247024985797764532010-04-23T18:21:14.788+01:002010-04-23T18:21:14.788+01:00You are so brave and liberated Aunt Bernard - I al...You are so brave and liberated Aunt Bernard - I always feel nervous in the library and usually only borrow books on flower arranging or fairy cakes. I agree with much of what you say but draw the line at quail stretching - they are so pretty and such dear little birds. You are wise to keep an eye on that Tarquin McChav - if I had my way I'd set Emily Pankhurst and all her suffragettes onto him.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06826501916623305535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-64379748054368962882010-04-23T17:07:39.331+01:002010-04-23T17:07:39.331+01:00I will start to increase hat height immediately in...I will start to increase hat height immediately in order to accommodate the larger of the dangerous instruments. My vote is with you!Clarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05454136008235503127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-7667651979421186622010-04-23T15:20:23.615+01:002010-04-23T15:20:23.615+01:00Dear Mad Aunt Bernard: Please come to the United S...Dear Mad Aunt Bernard: Please come to the United States for our next election.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15687192784861682991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-8741323390763033472010-04-23T07:41:37.108+01:002010-04-23T07:41:37.108+01:00You are a NATIONAL TREASURE!You are a NATIONAL TREASURE!menopausalmusinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12255069917743230560noreply@blogger.com