tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post8266772866659851129..comments2023-09-29T14:08:28.531+01:00Comments on Mad Aunt Bernards Tortoise Poetry: Christening 'N' That.Mad Aunt Bernardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-20895829487060636592009-09-02T22:12:20.824+01:002009-09-02T22:12:20.824+01:00How delicious to find that you haven't lost yo...How delicious to find that you haven't lost your literary touch (although I can't say the same for your mind). Bless your curly old boots.Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13625335820965303770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-84109788386385762122009-08-20T10:40:23.531+01:002009-08-20T10:40:23.531+01:00Sounds like my sort of do. Make sure you invite th...Sounds like my sort of do. Make sure you invite the rest of us next time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-33477605747034291512009-08-19T19:25:44.958+01:002009-08-19T19:25:44.958+01:00Well that's put me bang off me sammidges!Well that's put me bang off me sammidges!mimilove foreverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02193236065965161452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-27019044092436001222009-08-19T19:04:45.341+01:002009-08-19T19:04:45.341+01:00I gotta tell you - I love love LOVE the ped-egg! ...I gotta tell you - I love love LOVE the ped-egg! Although I must admit I have never used it on my chin - I'm just saying..that's not in the instruction manual.Michelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15648306344915919991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-74426289661913071702009-08-19T04:08:24.942+01:002009-08-19T04:08:24.942+01:00Hmmmmm....Tasty post!
Aloha-
Comfort SpiralHmmmmm....Tasty post!<br />Aloha-<br /><br /><a href="http://comfortspiral.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Comfort Spiral</a>Cloudiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05853753108637831069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-50703013438537306922009-08-18T09:13:27.178+01:002009-08-18T09:13:27.178+01:00Hello! DPS, I think a beard pedicure is just the t...Hello! DPS, I think a beard pedicure is just the thing! I'll tell Bench.<br />Clare, well what else can you say? Some have elegant tastes, some prefer cack.<br />Tractor Tom! Welcome, I am not smoking anything, and unfortunately take all my inspiration from real life events and people. Just come and meet my family sometime....;-)<br />Yaff....Boo! There, that made you jump, but enough to say 'Nurse!'?.<br />Poe, no albatross, sadly. But I have some wolf-nipple chips in the cupboard.<br />Weev, dear, calm your self and curb your offspring. The rozzers are on their way. Again.Mad Aunt Bernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-56394752369852407292009-08-16T22:08:11.756+01:002009-08-16T22:08:11.756+01:00TRACTOR TOM!! WHAT are you doing out of bed at thi...TRACTOR TOM!! WHAT are you doing out of bed at this time of night? You are positively GROUNDED!!! And anyway, smoking stunts yer growth - SHORT-ASS!!!The Lesser Weevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08936694594717599122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-72123053387454112022009-08-16T21:48:03.157+01:002009-08-16T21:48:03.157+01:00I daresay, Mr. Coleridge would be proud of your ef...I daresay, Mr. Coleridge would be proud of your efforts on this one Mab, but for the fact that there is no albatross. Sounds like a smashing good time, as only your lot can pull off.<br /><br />KatKat Mortensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16877694888419628533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-57278076612069947132009-08-16T18:04:46.901+01:002009-08-16T18:04:46.901+01:00Well there Mr Honest or may I address you as Harry...Well there Mr Honest or may I address you as Harry?<br />We are all smoking Nicotine patches but they are very difficult to keep alight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-82294193817914738882009-08-15T23:48:17.893+01:002009-08-15T23:48:17.893+01:00i think your all mad and could you please tell me ...i think your all mad and could you please tell me what you are all smoking - where can i find it?? if my mother can read this my name is harry honest!tractor tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14632143144856555573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-76919105857193229542009-08-14T20:40:41.700+01:002009-08-14T20:40:41.700+01:00How can one NOT like cuckoo spit?How can one NOT like cuckoo spit?Clarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05454136008235503127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-63944882358266517092009-08-14T10:43:27.770+01:002009-08-14T10:43:27.770+01:00A nod to the wise I'm sure but I have discover...A nod to the wise I'm sure but I have discovered that a scrufulous beard is an excellent aid to the foot beautiful .........Daddy Papersurferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06229588740716431666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-86979413034766588922009-08-14T00:19:48.315+01:002009-08-14T00:19:48.315+01:00I've never used a cheese grater on my feet! I ...I've never used a cheese grater on my feet! I suppose we giraffes may have different feet to humans.Raph G. Neckmannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02468502742144495020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-8139043852687808642009-08-13T22:04:59.984+01:002009-08-13T22:04:59.984+01:00I am duty bound to ask, but was the child at all u...I am duty bound to ask, but was the child at all uncomfortable after the christening? You see I have been breeding an experimental breed of woodworm and appear to have mislaid one. I had been keeping them in the concealed pipe pocket of the baby's christening robe - it doesn't do to have a baby spark up in front of the 'cloth' - and the vicar never buys his own tobacco. I had obviously cleared the worms out before the christening (well, the chemical preservative was upsetting their little tummies), but I couldn't find Vladimir afterwards. Please keep an eye out for him - as long as it isn't your best wooden one!The Lesser Weevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08936694594717599122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-55123596215949616532009-08-13T18:40:19.025+01:002009-08-13T18:40:19.025+01:00Two treats in one day - I read TFE's latest po...Two treats in one day - I read TFE's latest post just before yours and laughed out loud at both. What a lovely cosy feel your family occasions leave one with!!Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06826501916623305535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-57102458033441573622009-08-13T15:48:34.233+01:002009-08-13T15:48:34.233+01:00Hello Feck! Lovely to have you back - has the sni...Hello Feck! Lovely to have you back - has the snibble gone? I do hope so. I don't havr children, but I always wished Weev had called one of hers Ruprecht or Twigring?<br />Yaff - I would respond to the finger baiting, but it sounds awfully rude. No doubt my Mum will be on soon and tell me it's only rude to a dirty mind...Mad Aunt Bernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-22175399762400843192009-08-13T15:05:33.184+01:002009-08-13T15:05:33.184+01:00My Gad Sirrah!
Is there no beginning to your fami...My Gad Sirrah!<br /><br />Is there no beginning to your families' talent<br /><br />Synchronised budgie training is it? The gals must have looked a sight<br />What do you bait the middle finger with, or are they of the masochistic sport, just fond of a damn good flicking.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-74589427083717096192009-08-13T14:11:54.814+01:002009-08-13T14:11:54.814+01:00Dear Auntie,Thanks mucho for your well wishes, the...Dear Auntie,Thanks mucho for your well wishes, they were most welcome and boostificatious.This poem of yours is a wonderfully intricate and veritably epic versification of a memorable day, shame there were no arrests it's not a 'proper do' without them, but still, ye canno have everything, unless, of course, you have everything. Ruprecht and Scrofula are woefully underusednames in society methinks.Totalfeckineejithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352708391465031655noreply@blogger.com