tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post8667169156915406813..comments2023-09-29T14:08:28.531+01:00Comments on Mad Aunt Bernards Tortoise Poetry: Local Elections In Trebollocks, CornwallMad Aunt Bernardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16916242560785536017noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-60078534528471606402010-04-22T21:03:58.333+01:002010-04-22T21:03:58.333+01:00Well I think the whole thing's DISGUSTING! We ...Well I think the whole thing's DISGUSTING! We weren't allowed to get involved in erections when I was a girl! The whole country's gone to the dogs!! <br /><br />PS. If you happen to be going as well, put a fiver on Pieman's Rocket in the 2:15, will you?The Lesser Weevilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08936694594717599122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-60508653632352304172010-03-08T19:06:41.125+00:002010-03-08T19:06:41.125+00:00Stir up trouble with the spoons or catapult the bi...Stir up trouble with the spoons or catapult the bits of wood towards Hemulen-Squiddy's campaigners. By the way, tell your female relatives to vote, women died in tortoise races to get them franchised.<br />Keep warm in the hedge.Sue Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14818950852793256605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-45588081392318816222010-03-04T23:36:15.001+00:002010-03-04T23:36:15.001+00:00I say use the spoons to scoop out his innards and ...I say use the spoons to scoop out his innards and feed the crows! (but that's just the whisky talking). No. Use the wood and build a shed where you can hold him for ransom. I'm tempted to say cut out his tongue (but that's the whisky again).<br /><br />Is anybody in the family a dentist? You could just give him a shot to freeze his tongue and mouth and then feed him newt-nettle soup. (Just an idea.)<br /><br />More Bank Holidays!<br /><br />KatKat Mortensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16877694888419628533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-53251247155998849472010-03-04T21:35:30.099+00:002010-03-04T21:35:30.099+00:00Down with Mr Arthur Hemulen-Squiddy! I say take t...Down with Mr Arthur Hemulen-Squiddy! I say take the wood to him, then shave off those sideburns.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15687192784861682991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-22212669263693871202010-03-04T10:36:42.424+00:002010-03-04T10:36:42.424+00:00If he's anything to do with the Hemulin of Moo...If he's anything to do with the Hemulin of Moomin fame, then it explains everything! Spoons and wood is as good a stock pile as any, spoons make very good gougeing devices and wood can be set fire to. Perhaps digging out of his eyeballs and burning them is an option!?... <br />bloody politicians indeed, is true!Batteson.Indhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10846214578565824955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-42334162453714001832010-03-03T23:35:22.812+00:002010-03-03T23:35:22.812+00:00By the way, if you get any comments from a charact...By the way, if you get any comments from a character called Mileshob, please be aware that he's my son and is trying to get me assassinated so that he can inherit my collection of humorously ossified sphincters. His views do not represent the opinion of his mother and are therefore extremely dangerous.Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13625335820965303770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-79990845359825937562010-03-03T23:21:13.529+00:002010-03-03T23:21:13.529+00:00My wife says I'm allowed to disagree with this...My wife says I'm allowed to disagree with this man's policies on the grounds that if I support him she'll withdraw her permission for me to tell people I'm the boss around here. Anyway, he has a very silly beard and probably wears tights.Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13625335820965303770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-41798571832320205912010-03-03T23:02:44.899+00:002010-03-03T23:02:44.899+00:00Hang the swine! I never could stand these bloody w...Hang the swine! I never could stand these bloody wishy-washy liberals.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01957394801842828080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882574271400724009.post-231921851004050642010-03-03T22:02:45.084+00:002010-03-03T22:02:45.084+00:00I can think of three words for this man's camp...I can think of three words for this man's campaign, but it would be hard to wait for a Bank Holiday. What a dreadful state of affairs - it makes you want to take up taxidermy. It's great to have you back by the way - we've missed you.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06826501916623305535noreply@blogger.com