Lazy Witches

Turn off 'Hells Kitchen' at once!
And get the toads off your lap.
Do some housework.
We're in such a state -
The cobwebs have got their own rent book,
And the bats are now on the electoral roll.
Tidy up your cloaks from the floor,
And put the cauldron in the dishwasher.
You've left runes all over the bloody garden again,
And stop using your tarot cards for poker matches.
Sweep up with your broom, heaven knows you can't be bothered to fly it anywhere.
Bloody student witches, whether still in their teens or
Our the mature 75 yr old student, you're all a plague.
Whether Maiden or Crone, your habits vex me.
You both dye hair purple.
You both have the telly too loud.
Both of you are deaf 'at times'.
One of you thinks I'm untrendy.
The other thinks I'm 'newfangled'.
One thinks I nag,
The other thinks 'too soft'.
Well..... Empty house spell, here I come,
So, pick up your brooms and away.
I've brought in the hemlock and vodka and coal and...oh, yes..C4 plastic explosive.
And you'll no longer annoy me at all.
Why people get scared of a witch at 50 going through the change, I will never know.