His policies are thus:
All women to be accompanied by men when outdoors (if in an all-female household - phone council to book male volunteer at a price of £60 per half hour). No women in the following establishments; bars, libraries, shops, offices, hospitals (unless seriously ill and not just fainting), etc,.
Any woman found with an idea, a book, or money of her own will be shot. Any man giving a woman an idea, a book, or money of her own will be imprisoned for 10 yrs.
Any man dressing as a woman will be imprisoned for 5 yrs. Any woman dressing as a man will be shot. Twice, if found holding a book.
Women are limited to 14 words per day (words include yawning and loud breathing). In the interests of Womens Rights, female campaigners are permitted 15 words per day, (if they are found campaigning they face imprisonment).
Women are not permitted to socialise indoors with other women in case they get ideas. Any circles of women who meet underground will be tarred and feathered. No women are permitted on the Trebollocks, Cornwall region of Facebook or Twitter. Any female found twittering without real feathers, a bill, and webbed feet, will be shot.
Cookery, tapestry, laundry, child bearing, and other female hobbies will be allowed.
A bonus three words will be allocated to each woman on Bank Holidays.
In the interest of Women's Rights, their campaigners are allowed 15 words per day.
Can you believe it? Apparently Aunt Bench didn't vote because she was out (?), Aunt Gourd voted for him by mistake (??), Aunt Mary-Jaffa didn't vote at all because she didn't like the look of any of them and said the other bloke looked like an owl. Aunt Vom didn't vote as she was in the nick after throwing flaming spears at Mr Hemulen-Squiddy's car the week before under the cover of a balaclava.....Aunt Vom, not the car...cars don't wear balaclavas.
He looks nice, too.