Mad Aunt Bernards Tortoise Poetry

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Mad Aunt Bernards Tortoise Poetry

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Lord Elpus - The Guardian

Saturday, April 4

Buggers

How dare you disrespect me?
You run me over on the zebra crossing.
Well, I tell you laddie,
I was at the Battle of Culloden
And I've aged a bit since then.
So I'll get you next time with your go-faster car,
and I'll tweak yer thrackles with a spiny spoon.
Scratched with a crow claw by: by the sundial hour of

3 comments:

  1. JustJules5 April 2009 at 17:43

    I like. I like a lot. This will be my battle cry around the town when I'm crabby and people cut me up on a crossing!

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  2. The Lesser Weevil21 November 2010 at 00:19

    Fibber! You were NOT at the battle of Culloden; I saw you in Iceland! Ooh, you are sooooo full of it!

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  3. Mad Aunt Bernard21 November 2010 at 13:43

    Was two times ten.

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