-It makes more sense than a couple of other things.

Mad Aunt Bernards Tortoise Poetry

"The page to come and visit for a fabulously sensible intake of poetry straight from the divinest of inspiration - and it's only a bit tortoisy. A cracking good read if you're under anaesthetic."
Lord Elpus - The Guardian

Saturday, April 4


How dare you disrespect me?
You run me over on the zebra crossing.
Well, I tell you laddie,
I was at the Battle of Culloden
And I've aged a bit since then.
So I'll get you next time with your go-faster car,
and I'll tweak yer thrackles with a spiny spoon.


  1. I like. I like a lot. This will be my battle cry around the town when I'm crabby and people cut me up on a crossing!

  2. Fibber! You were NOT at the battle of Culloden; I saw you in Iceland! Ooh, you are sooooo full of it!