-It makes more sense than a couple of other things.

Mad Aunt Bernards Tortoise Poetry

"The page to come and visit for a fabulously sensible intake of poetry straight from the divinest of inspiration - and it's only a bit tortoisy. A cracking good read if you're under anaesthetic."
Lord Elpus - The Guardian

Wednesday, January 28

Spontaneous Human Combustion

I got very angry yesterday,
With my neighbours outrageous claims -
That I was a drug lord hiding from the fuzz,
So I flipped and burst into flames.