-It makes more sense than a couple of other things.

Mad Aunt Bernards Tortoise Poetry

"The page to come and visit for a fabulously sensible intake of poetry straight from the divinest of inspiration - and it's only a bit tortoisy. A cracking good read if you're under anaesthetic."
Lord Elpus - The Guardian

Saturday, April 4

The Serious Note and Squirrel

On a deeply serious note - sat a squirrel.
The note was written on parchment,
and had been blown by a desk fan into the street from a window.
There wasn't much written, to be honest,
'O my deepest love - how the very fibre of my trousers rattle for you -
Just nipped up the bookies, back in 30 mins. Cheers.'
The squirrel, upon realising it wasn't for him,
Used it as a shopping list.


  1. Never trust a squirrel ,or a hippy.

  2. I can't compete with the verbiage but I love reading it! LOL