-It makes more sense than a couple of other things.

Mad Aunt Bernards Tortoise Poetry

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Lord Elpus - The Guardian

Thursday, January 22


When there are people on my wick -
I pick up a fresh cold Haddock.
And hit them.


  1. In these times of financial instability, such behaviour is a dreadful waste of good nourishing food. A woman of your mature years should know better and set a good example to our young people.

  2. Piffle! In the nicest possible way as you know where I live...:-D